Young Hollywood: A Poem

Young Hollywood

Public figures like to make announcements when their marriages end.

We never released a public statement,

But if we did I think it would read like this:

We regret to inform you

That we aren’t perfect.

We tried for ourselves

and those around us,

but Jon Lennon lied, love isn’t all you need.

We needed:

·         Time

·         Space

·         Money

·         Diets

·         A Delorean 

·         Better Role Models

·         Better Families

·         Better Jobs

·         A Bigger Apartment

·         Hobbies

·         An Anchor Baby

·         Less Anchor Pets

·         More Anchor Plants?

·         A Clean Slate

but honestly, we made it out fine,

worry about your own relationship.